Horoscope Quarterly: January to March fate forecasts by Lady Voyance

Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces

Ah, my dear water signs, a flood of emotions (classic) arrives as the year begins. This quarter, the stars suggest finding calm where you can. Why not try a Yoga session with the lovely Maddie? Her search for peaceful energy might be just what you need. You may also feel drawn to take up reading—who knows? You will definitely maybe stumble upon a long-forgotten Library full of dusty books and even more secrets. But bundle up, sweethearts, for these secrets are bound to get frosty. It’s not all tears and shivers, good fortune glimmers just around the corner—or should I say deep down in the Gem Mine? And don’t forget: I, Lady Voyance, shall return with more celestial visions to guide you.

Aries, Leo, Sagittarius

Burning as brightly as a tragically forgotten marshmallow over a campfire—my fiery fire signs! The stars demand you channel your passion into a spirited hobby. Lucky for you, there’s a Pickleball tournament (yes, really) and a Football tournament in the works. A teammate who matches your fiery aura might just elevate you to legendary status. Be sure to drop by Maddie’s Room—perhaps she’ll bring her cosmic charm to your squad. There’s more! Prepare to be mind-boggled by the Greatest Escape of the 21st century.

Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn

Oh, my perpetually grounded earth signs (except when spinning wildly off course). You will start the year with itchy feet. Embrace this wanderlust and let the cosmos guide you to Maddie in Paris, where you are destined to be the main character in every café and cobblestone street encounter. Back home, keep an eye out for Amy the Cat—crossing paths with her could bring a little extra luck your way (and who couldn’t use that?). And while the Circus of Rumors may tempt you, beware of its Web of Secrets, for it can entangle even the steadiest of souls. If in a pinch, look to the earth (hint: the Mine!) for good fortune buried below.

Gemini, Libra and Aquarius

Last but not least, my dearest air signs—those whimsical social butterflies flitting from clique to clique. The stars decree your overindulgence in fantasy will reach new heights this quarter. So, don’t be surprised if the Circus of Rumors draws you in. There’s a raccoon-sized twist waiting that’s sure to keep you guessing. But the real pièce de résistance lies in the Circus Caper, a tale so outrageous it will capture every ounce of your imagination. Stay bold, my air signs, and dive headfirst into the adventure. If a little cosmic fortune is needed, the Mine beckons with treasures that might just tip the scales in your favor.

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That’s it for this quarter. The year has only just begun, and destiny’s hand has never been more outrageous. Stay tuned to discover what the cosmos have planned for you in the spring.

Sincerely yours,